HI! My name is Missy’s Secret (most folks just call me Secret). Reason I’m called Secret?…nobody saw me coming when my mama (Missy) came to the farm. I’m a little shy at first, but warm up quickly if you bring a biscuit to the fence!

Hello! My name is Coco. Like Cocoa Butter – real smooooooth. And I’m about the prettiest horse you’ll ever see.

YO! My name is Audi (that’s short for Audacious!). I’m actually prettier than Coco (don’t say anything…she’s so sensitive!).

Okay…so I’m an alpaca. Call me a lama. Go ahead, I dare ya! Name is Tilimicus. Most folks just call me Timmy. Hate that name. Anyway, I’m pretty shy and keep my distance. Especially from Janet (the white one). Not sure why she’s so moody! Maybe she’s a lama!

WHAT! I’m not moody at all. Just getting up in age. Name is Janet. And I’m just glad to be here on the farm. I’m glad to be anywhere, really. Come check me out when you can, or don’t. Up to you. But bring some kibbles…I’ll eat right out of your hand! Or maybe not.

Are you staring at me? I got no left eye. Just a hole. Lost a fight with a big ugly racoon, or something. It was dark. Got to protect those chickens, ya’ know. Are you staring at me? Ears got a little frostbit. Hard livin’ being a feral cat. Hang out under the back deck. Eat scraps. Really like my humans, though. They’re alright. Are you staring at me?